Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Genie in my Bottle!

I ever wondered, what would be my 3 wishes, if ever I get a genie? Yes those genies you here in stories and see in movies….. that pop out with a big noise and say… “Muha ha ha ha…” first the dragged laughter track then the typical dialogue “I have been tapped in this bottle 300 years………. Your 3 whishes Master”.

Wow man after 300 years in that bottle, don’t you get any cramps and nervous break downs as you have been alone that long…. But ya why the hell I care? In all that dramatic entry in this free world ruled by political idiots the only thing that I manage to hear is “Your 3 wishes master.”
I have been thinking this for long, to give a value, lets say “years” and the 3 wishes I think I would ask for are:

I would like to read the mind of any person I want. May be he/she is in front of me or might be on some other planet, if wish, I should be able to read the mind of the person even if I don’t know him/her.

I want to live for 400 years but physically I should be only 25 years. I mean my age does not grow but I live 400 years. After 400 years I should die without any pain or disease. Just die.. like that. Now you might want to ask why 400 years?? Frankly I don’t know but some how I seem to like 400 years

Lastly! I want to see the past and the present, sit at one place close my eyes and whoosh I reach there, where I want to be. Which ever date and which ever place I can imagine in this universe, I want to see it, I should be able to see it. Ya not the future… “I like to make my own”.