The Indian IT act
66A. Punishment for sending offensive messages through communication service, etc.,Any person who sends, by means of a computer resource or a communication device:
(a) any information that is grossly offensive or has menacing character;
(a) any information that is grossly offensive or has menacing character;
To my Friends:
I being a law abiding citizen hereby declare that anything offensive
directly or indirectly implied against me, will end in a case being registered against
you. Commenting on my photo other than praising me will be considered
offensive. I will take offence to even appreciating me sarcastically.
Commenting on my posts without liking it is offending me.
Sharing my posts knowingly and unknowingly to people I don’t
not like and appreciate, will be grossly offensive to me and is menacing my
character causing my enemies to appreciate my genius. As I want them to think
of my character as an idiot or not. Not appreciating
my genius is anyways offensive to me.
Any status updates or photos you put on the internet, where
you are partying and I was not invited is in all the way grossly offensive to
me. Your posts of your fancy gismos and new expensive stuff will be considered menacing
my character – it portrays me as a lesser species. Your portrayal in bad taste
to anything (absolutely anything) in your status updates is offensive to me, as
it just happens to be my favorite. Similarly
if you appreciate anything in your communique is still offensive to me as I happen
to hate it.
Finally emailing or messaging me to attend your or your
sisters weeding is very offensive- I might have a heart for her and you are just
not breaking but stomping on it. I will for surely register a complaint.
To My Managers:
Any email communication or messages of any kind asking me to
work late or on weekends is very grossly offensive to me. It menaces my
character in its entirety by hinting to me that I am a slave at your command.
Emailing me about work is also offensive as it suggests that I am not aware of
my duties. This also menaces the character of all my colleagues who are on
bench portraying me as better than them in dosing this particular task. It goes
similarly for not emailing me work items and sending it to my colleagues; offending
me by implying that I am not good at doing the task.
Thank you for the law, government.
SO MUCH SO FOR FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
Cheers,
Ninad Dighe.